Hello! My name is Dana Barrett. I live in Central Park West, NYC. I am a cellist in the New York Philharmonic symphony orchestra. I enjoy exercising while watching the news. I typically blog about my daily life, including my supernatural encounters. Feel free to leave comments/advice!
03/01/1984 Ghost Busters: Reliable?
I saw the Ghost Busters advertisement on T.V. Has anyone had any experiences with them?
I called the Ghost Busters in hopes of a quiet, professional removal of a hungry, green blob ghost. They completely destroyed the ballroom that my guest expected for a grand dinner! They then charged me an outrageous fee of $5000! I refused to pay at first but they threatened to release the ghost back into the hotel.
Hello, Ms. Barrett! We are definitely the people to call if you are in need of professional, efficient ghost elimination! As for the Sedgewick Hotel investigation, we provided the greatest service possible - ghosts are tricky things! We even gave the hotel manager a weekly special for proton charging and storage.
I am from the Environmental Protection Agency. The Ghost Busters are not real scientists and are causing nothing but harm! I intend on shutting down their facility.
I called the Ghost Busters in hopes of a quiet, professional removal of a hungry, green blob ghost. They completely destroyed the ballroom that my guest expected for a grand dinner! They then charged me an outrageous fee of $5000! I refused to pay at first but they threatened to release the ghost back into the hotel.
ReplyDeleteAt least they got the job done.
Hello, Ms. Barrett! We are definitely the people to call if you are in need of professional, efficient ghost elimination! As for the Sedgewick Hotel investigation, we provided the greatest service possible - ghosts are tricky things! We even gave the hotel manager a weekly special for proton charging and storage.
DeleteNo job is too big, no fee is too big!
I am from the Environmental Protection Agency. The Ghost Busters are not real scientists and are causing nothing but harm! I intend on shutting down their facility.
ReplyDeleteMs. Barrett, this man has no dick.
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